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[ Someone looks very amused. ]

It seems I have gotten lost and ended up in someone else's home.

[ Ha ha ha... he's very amused by that whole, strange-woman-calling-herself-my-mother thing... give him a moment to chuckle about it.

Ahem, yes. ]


If anyone could tell me where I am, that would be much appreciated. Or point me in the direction of my wife. She's one hot babe, you wouldn't be able to miss her. [ Insert playful wink here. ]

Ah, yes. There was a child, too. Renton. He's a bit strange. [ Ha ha ha. He's just joking, don't worry Renton, if you're listening to this. But oh wait, he can be serious too. This is is serious face. ] He's a nice kid, though. Probably wouldn't do very well on his own.

[ There's a pause, as he contemplates turning off the 'Gear, but there's something else that's been on his mind. Should he mention it? ...

Yeah, why the heck not.

The camera pans to the ground and focuses on ... a rock? A large rock. That isn't moving currently, but might look like a Geodude it has arms. ]


This... ah... "rock" seems to be following me.

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Date: 2012-07-19 03:57 am (UTC)
foolishwren: you spilled your......... flesh (hey uh...)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
... Well, now that you mention it, I guess this'd qualify...

But it's not as... bad as it could be? I guess?

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Date: 2012-07-22 01:45 am (UTC)
foolishwren: both his first and last names sound like things i would hear in the distance on a foggy autumn day and i dont fuck w/ that (I don't trust Russel Crowe.)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
Probably.

If you're in Pallet... yeah, that place isn't so bad.

[MOST places in Johto weren't, honestly...]
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
Well, for the most part, everywhere's decent...

There's a few sucky places, though.

Like Violet.

Violet City sucks.
foolishwren: if your gf larps as an elf while talking to your relative who's undergoing chemo, you're allowed to humiliate her in front of her friends by larping as Naruto. (i dont fucking care if its manipulative)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
Fulla stuck-up jerks.

[No Heather you're mad because you attacked people and destroyed public property and the police didn't buy it when you said you were hallucinating.]

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Date: 2012-07-28 04:06 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
[At least he sees to be cheerful about being stuck here. That's more than a lot of people can say.]

Well, NO, not ALL, but there's like... fifty percent of them. Right there.

Seriously.

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